When I was younger, I couldn't wait to be older. This shit was not what I expected.
Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends.
I like sleeping, it's like death without the commitment.
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.
My mouth automatically says "shit" when something wrong happens.
A pretty face gets old, a nice body changes, but a good woman will always be a good woman.
Every thing is funny as long as it is happening to some one else.
Out of my mind!!! back in five minutes.
I hate when i understand something..... after the test
