Funny Status Updates for Facebook/Facebook tips

Hello friends, 

Are you thinking  what you  should update for the Facebook status today, then here is  some cool and funny status update for you which you'll like and its quite different from others ..check this out and update your status  with some funny quotes.

1. I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.

2. Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. It gave me hope...for another Rush Hour movie..

3. Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire.

4.That awkward moment, when you're walking through the metal detector and your abs of steel set it off.

5. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

6. If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

7. its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.

8. Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D

9. Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting

10. Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.

11. Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.

12. I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz

13. Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :

14. My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.

15. Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.

16. Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.

17. You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.

18. It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.

19. I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice :)

20. The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want?”

21. Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

22. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down   & kill it.

23. Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

24. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

25. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

26. The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.

27. There should be an eject button in cars for people who touch my perfectly positioned vents.

28. The awkward moment when you accidentally press "like" on your ex's status update.

29. WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.

30. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

    

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Top malwares threatening Android smartphones

Hello friends,

Are you a android  smartphone users?

Then here is a bad news for you all, Sophos Labs, a mobile security company based in United States, has released a list of top five malware threats against Android based mobile devices.

The top five malware threats are as follows:

Andr/PJApps-C

Contrary to the popular belief, hackers are even luring users into their trap through paid applications

This has been said by by Sophos Mobile Security app for Android. It has detected an app as Andr/PJApps-C which means that the app has been identified that has been cracked using a publicly available tool. 

Most commonly these are paid for apps that have been hacked. They are not necessarily always malicious, but are very likely to be illegal.

Andr/BBridge-A

Also known as BaseBridge, this malware uses a privilege escalation exploit to elevate its privileges and install additional malicious apps onto your Android device. It uses HTTP to communicate with a central server and leaks potentially identifiable information.

These malicious apps can send and read SMS messages, potentially costing you money.

In fact, it can even scan your incoming SMS messages and automatically remove warnings that you are being charged for using premium rate services, for which it has signed you up for.

Andr/BatteryD-A

This "Battery Doctor" app falsely claims to save battery life on your Android device. But it actually sends potentially identifiable information to a server using HTTP, and aggressively displays adverts.

Andr/Generic-S

Sophos Mobile Security generically detects a variety of families of malicious apps as Andr/Generic-S. These ranges from privilege escalation exploits to aggressive adware such as variants of the Android Plankton malware.

Andr/DrSheep-A

Remember Firesheep? The desktop tool can allow malicious hackers to hijack Twitter, Facebook and Linkedin sessions in a wireless network environment. Andr/DrSheep-A is the Android equivalent of that tool.

Some of the other most commonly-seen Android malware according to Sophos labs are Andr/DroidRt-A which is a set of privilege escalation exploits that can allow someone to obtain root access to an Android device. Also, there is one Andr/Opfake-C which is a fake Opera app which may install other malicious Android packages and send SMS messages to a premium line number, depending on country.

Similar in terms of functionality to Andr/Opfake-C, Andr/Boxer-A malware poses as a fake installer for an Opera browser update, Skype, anti-virus software, Instagram and many other popular apps.

The malware may install other malicious Android packages and - predictably - send SMS messages to premium rate services numbers. It attempts to evade detection by adding a random number of images of "witness from Fryazino" therefore making the APK file binary different every few downloads."

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Microsoft has unveiled Surface tablet

Hello friends,

Microsoft has unveiled Surface, a tablet computer to compete with Apple’s iPad.

CEO Steve Ballmer was on hand to announce the new tablet, calling it part of a “whole new family of devices” the company is developing.

One version of the device, which won’t go on sale until sometime in the fall, is about 9.3 millimetres thick and works on the Windows RT operating system. It comes with a kickstand to hold it upright and a touch keyboard cover that snaps on using magnets. The device weighs under 680 grams and will cost about as much as other tablet computers. Its debut is set to coincide with the upcoming fall release of Microsoft’s much-anticipated Windows 8 operating system.

Steven Sinofsky, president of Microsoft’s Windows division, called the device a “tablet that’s a great PC PC that’s a great tablet.”

Features:

A slightly thicker version, less than 14 millimetres thick and under 910 grams, will work on Microsoft’s upcoming Windows 8 Pro operating system and cost as much as an Ultrabook, the company said. The pro version comes with a stylus that allows users to make handwritten notes on documents such as PDF files.

Each tablet comes with a keyboard cover that is just 3 millimetres thick. The kickstand for both tablets was just 0.7 millimetres thick, slimmer than a credit card.

Microsoft has been making software for tablets since 2002, when it shipped the Windows XP Tablet PC Edition. Many big PC makers produced tablets that ran the software, but they were never big sellers. The tablets were based on PC technology, and were heavy, with short battery lives.

Microsoft didn’t say how long the Surface would last on battery power.

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How to add snow effect to mouse pointer on Blogger post.

Hello friends,

 Are you getting bored by seeing simple mouse pointer on your blogger, then here is a simple trick to  add some snow effect to it while moving the cursor over the blog.

just follow few simple steps as given below...

1. Sign in to your blogger account then go to dashboard and select  layout design .

2 . Select add a gadget and chose the HTML/java script widgets and add the given  codes

<img src="http://safir85.ucoz.com/24work-blogspot/cursor-24work-10.png" border="0" alt="Blogger Widgets" style="position:absolute; top: 0px; right: 0px;" /><script type="text/javascript">

// <![CDATA[

var colour="red";

var sparkles=100;

var x=ox=400;

var y=oy=300;

var swide=800;

var shigh=600;

var sleft=sdown=0;

var tiny=new Array();

var star=new Array();

var starv=new Array();

var starx=new Array();

var stary=new Array();

var tinyx=new Array();

var tinyy=new Array();

var tinyv=new Array();

window.onload=function() { if (document.getElementById) {

var i, rats, rlef, rdow;

for (var i=0; i<sparkles; i++) {

var rats=createDiv(3, 3);

rats.style.visibility="hidden";

document.body.appendChild(tiny[i]=rats);

starv[i]=0;

tinyv[i]=0;

var rats=createDiv(5, 5);

rats.style.backgroundColor="transparent";

rats.style.visibility="hidden";

var rlef=createDiv(1, 5);

var rdow=createDiv(5, 1);

rats.appendChild(rlef);

rats.appendChild(rdow);

rlef.style.top="3px";

rlef.style.left="0px";

rdow.style.top="0px";

rdow.style.left="3px";

document.body.appendChild(star[i]=rats);

}

set_width();

sparkle();

}}

function sparkle() {

var c;

if (x!=ox || y!=oy) {

ox=x;

oy=y;

for (c=0; c<sparkles; c++) if (!starv[c]) {

star[c].style.left=(starx[c]=x)+"px";

star[c].style.top=(stary[c]=y)+"px";

star[c].style.clip="rect(0px, 5px, 5px, 0px)";

star[c].style.visibility="visible";

starv[c]=50;

break;

}

}

for (c=0; c<sparkles; c++) {

if (starv[c]) update_star(c);

if (tinyv[c]) update_tiny(c);

}

setTimeout("sparkle()", 40);

}

function update_star(i) {

if (--starv[i]==25) star[i].style.clip="rect(1px, 4px, 4px, 1px)";

if (starv[i]) {

stary[i]+=1+Math.random()*3;

if (stary[i]<shigh+sdown) {

star[i].style.top=stary[i]+"px";

starx[i]+=(i%5-2)/5;

star[i].style.left=starx[i]+"px";

}

else {

star[i].style.visibility="hidden";

starv[i]=0;

return;

}

}

else {

tinyv[i]=50;

tiny[i].style.top=(tinyy[i]=stary[i])+"px";

tiny[i].style.left=(tinyx[i]=starx[i])+"px";

tiny[i].style.width="2px";

tiny[i].style.height="2px";

star[i].style.visibility="hidden";

tiny[i].style.visibility="visible"

}

}

function update_tiny(i) {

if (--tinyv[i]==25) {

tiny[i].style.width="1px";

tiny[i].style.height="1px";

}

if (tinyv[i]) {

tinyy[i]+=1+Math.random()*3;

if (tinyy[i]<shigh+sdown) {

tiny[i].style.top=tinyy[i]+"px";

tinyx[i]+=(i%5-2)/5;

tiny[i].style.left=tinyx[i]+"px";

}

else {

tiny[i].style.visibility="hidden";

tinyv[i]=0;

return;

}

}

else tiny[i].style.visibility="hidden";

}

document.onmousemove=mouse;

function mouse(e) {

set_scroll();

y=(e)?e.pageY:event.y+sdown;

x=(e)?e.pageX:event.x+sleft;

}

function set_scroll() {

if (typeof(self.pageYOffset)=="number") {

sdown=self.pageYOffset;

sleft=self.pageXOffset;

}

else if (document.body.scrollTop || document.body.scrollLeft) {

sdown=document.body.scrollTop;

sleft=document.body.scrollLeft;

}

else if (document.documentElement && (document.documentElement.scrollTop || document.documentElement.scrollLeft)) {

sleft=document.documentElement.scrollLeft;

sdown=document.documentElement.scrollTop;

}

else {

sdown=0;

sleft=0;

}

}

window.onresize=set_width;

function set_width() {

if (typeof(self.innerWidth)=="number") {

swide=self.innerWidth;

shigh=self.innerHeight;

}

else if (document.documentElement && document.documentElement.clientWidth) {

swide=document.documentElement.clientWidth;

shigh=document.documentElement.clientHeight;

}

else if (document.body.clientWidth) {

swide=document.body.clientWidth;

shigh=document.body.clientHeight;

}

}

function createDiv(height, width) {

var div=document.createElement("div");

div.style.position="absolute";

div.style.height=height+"px";

div.style.width=width+"px";

div.style.overflow="hidden";

div.style.backgroundColor=colour;

return (div);

}

// ]]>

</script>

3. You can also change the color and size of the snow by giving different color and by increasing the size by pixels according to your wish...

4. Finally after adding the codes just save  it and check  your blog for changes by moving the mouse.

For example you can check the effect on my other blog  that how it looks.

http://pinkys-world-of-creation.blogspot.in

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How to add Related post in Blogger Post/Blogger Tricks

Hello friends,

 Now here is a wonderful trick for displaying related posts beneath each of your blog posts, along with thumbnails. The related articles are chosen from other posts in that same category/label/tag. With this trick many of your readers will remain on your site for longer periods of time when they see related posts of interest.

Just follow few simple and easy steps:

1. Sing in to your account.

2. Then Go To Blogger Dashboard select Design and Edit HTML.

3. Check the "Expand widgets template" box;

4. Search (CTRL + F) for this code: </head>

5. Copy and paste the below code just before/above </head>.

.<!--Related Posts with thumbnails Scripts and Styles Start-->
    <!-- remove --><b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == &quot;item&quot;'>
    <style type="text/css">
    #related-posts {
    float:center;
    text-transform:none;
    height:100%;
    min-height:100%;
    padding-top:5px;
    padding-left:5px;
    }

    #related-posts h2{
    font-size: 1.6em;
    font-weight: bold;
    color: black;
    font-family: Georgia, &#8220;Times New Roman&#8221;, Times, serif;
    margin-bottom: 0.75em;
    margin-top: 0em;
    padding-top: 0em;
    }
    #related-posts a{
    color:black;
    }
    #related-posts a:hover{
    color:black;
    }

    #related-posts  a:hover {
    background-color:#d4eaf2;
    }
    </style>
    <script type='text/javascript'>
    var defaultnoimage="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFcXkpkihCqDHAwRFNx6d6s_dkAbXFl0UBqhVfl5R4wn6Ac9zXxhwy6yLVsxhcyV2ltFqtnPyU8RKPQIvA0PF1Lx9r6z0dQdKLbtIqxhAelRrFfBSck8C0_VYWCMJa9v1sGnqBTFIWBUIK/s1600/noimage.png";
    var maxresults=5;
    var splittercolor="#d4eaf2";
    var relatedpoststitle="related post";
    </script>
    <!-- remove --></b:if>
    <!--Related Posts with thumbnails Scripts and Styles End-->

6. Now find the following code:

    <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'>


If you can't find it, then search for this one:

    <p class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'>
OR:
    <data:post.body/>

 7. Copy and paste the below code just after any of these lines.

    <!-- Related Posts with Thumbnails Code Start-->

    <!-- remove --><b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == &quot;item&quot;'>

    <div id='related-posts'>

    <b:loop values='data:post.labels' var='label'>

    <b:if cond='data:label.isLast != &quot;true&quot;'>

    </b:if>

    <script expr:src='&quot;/feeds/posts/default/-/&quot; + data:label.name + &quot;?alt=json-in-script&amp;callback=related_results_labels_thumbs&amp;max-results=6&quot;' type='text/javascript'/></b:loop>

    <script type='text/javascript'>

    removeRelatedDuplicates_thumbs();

    printRelatedLabels_thumbs(&quot;<data:post.url/>&quot;);

    </script>

    </div><div style='clear:both'/>

    <!-- remove --></b:if>

    <b:if cond='data:blog.url == data:blog.homepageUrl'><b:if cond='data:post.isFirstPost'>

    </b:if></b:if>

    <!-- Related Posts with Thumbnails Code End-->.

8. Save the template , check out your blog.

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How to add tilt image effect on blogger post/ Blogger tricks

 Hello friends,

Now add tilt effect  to the images in your blog,As images plays great role in blogger,with using images you can speak mind or you can tell what is your article is about.

In this we will rotate blogger images some degrees and when any visitor hovers on image the image will return back to normal position,this effect attracts anyone.just you need to follow few simple steps...

Here we go...

1. Sigh in to your blogger account and navigate to template  and select EDIT HTML

2.Now find out the codes  ]]></b:skin> and paste below code right above it.

(Note: To find the codes easily just press ctrl f and type the give code it'll direct you to the codes directly)

.post img {-webkit-transition: -webkit-transform .15s linear;-webkit-box-shadow: 0 3px 6px rgba(0,0,0,.25);-moz-box-shadow: 0 3px 6px rgba(0,0,0,.25);padding: 5px 5px 5px 5px;-webkit-transform: rotate(+2deg);-moz-transform: rotate(+2deg)}

    .post img:hover {-webkit-box-shadow: 0 3px 6px rgba(0,0,0,.5);-moz-box-shadow: 0 3px 6px rgba(0,0,0,.5);-webkit-transform: rotate(-1deg);-moz-transform: rotate(-1deg)}

3. Now save the template and check out you blog for the result.

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Facebook to secure accounts by means of phone number/Facebook tricks n tips.

                                                                        
Hello friends ,

Here is a good news to all Facebook users , if you are worried about that your Facebook account is been hacked or  may be in future then stop worrying about it now.

Facebook  is  providing you a secure mode  to use your account and if  your account is been hacked it alerts you to change the password. just you need to  provide your mobile phone number  as a part of a drive to improve security.

    

 You can see a link at the top of your profile requesting  you to follow simple security tips.

Clicking on the link opens the site's security page where you are asked to pick a unique password and given a tutorial on how to spot an online scam.You are then requested to provide their phone number.

Facebook claims that when a you confirm your phone number it allows the site to automatically wipe their password in case your account is being hacked.

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